I channelled my Phelps hate
3 years agointo a blog! go readJesus Fuck. Americans, you should be embarrassed for this wanker, not applauding him. He embodies everything worth detesting about the US … and that’s just his penis.
Thank God you have that adorable Shawn Johnson to balance out the fuckwittery. She’s a button and a half. Love her. (How can you not love a girl named Shawn?)
Hate hate hate hate Michael Phelps.