Because we're going to be beat over the head with this shit for the next month.

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Does he have the emotional maturity to survive?

After archiving as much as he has, there’s no way Michael Phelps can come out of these Olympics as classy and obscure as he went in…

I’m officially starting the Michael Phelps Freestyle Towards Destruction Watch.

Stay tuned for events leading to the desecrate his new-found celebrity.